Overview[]
After his emasculating, domineering wife gets fed up and finally throws him out on the street, Alan Harper had nowhere to go. His only family (reluctantly) willing to take him in is his emasculating, domineering mother who turned him into an uptight, neurotic control freak ... or his freewheeling, hedonistic, debauching, and womanizing brother Charlie who drives him crazy (or even crazier).
It was a difficult choice, but Alan ultimately chose to make his home with his brother while sharing custody of his young son on the weekends with his estranged and bitter ex-wife.
Together Alan and Charlie have little in common, save for a mutual loathing of their mother and annoying each other with their wildly different personalities. But these two opposites make for a great pair as Charlie finds himself teaching Alan's son Jake how to be a man. And Jake and Alan inadvertently inspires bachelor Charlie to try and become a better man himself ... in between taunting Alan to become a more manly one now that he is free of both his mother and wife's influences.
Two and a Half Men was a long running American produced sitcom TV series starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Ashton Kutcher, Melanie Lynskey, Holland Taylor, and Conchata Ferrell. It was one of the most successful, popular, and highly rated shows during its series run; winning several Primetime Emmy Awards, a Golden Globe, and several People's Choice Awards.
However it also suffered from numerous problems; particularly with its cast members. The most prominent being Charlie Sheen who experienced significant personal problems involving alcohol, drug addiction and martial difficulties which resulted in them cutting a number of episodes in an effort to accommodate him. However his worsening problems and deroggatory comments involving the series creator, Chuck Lorre culminated in his dismissal from the show after eight seasons, forced an off-screen death scene and replacing him with Ashton Kutcher.
Notable Characters[]
- Charlie Harper
- Alan Harper
- Jake Harper
- Berta
- Evelyn Harper
- Rose
- Walden Schmidt
- Judith Harper-Melnick
- Jenny Harper
- Louis
Plot Summary[]
Season 1[]
Season 2[]
Season 3[]
Season 4[]
Season 5[]
Season 6[]
Season 7[]
Season 8[]
Season 9[]
Season 10[]
Season 11[]
Season 12[]
Episode Guide[]
Season 1[]
| # | 
|
Episode Title | Air Date |
|---|
| 1.00 | File:Filename.jpg | Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot |
Unaired |
| 1.01 | File:Filename.jpg | Two and a Half Men Pilot |
22 Sep 2003 |
| 1.02 | File:Filename.jpg | Big Flappy Bastards |
29 Sep 2003 |
| 1.03 | File:Filename.jpg | Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell |
03 Oct 2003 |
| 1.04 | File:Filename.jpg | If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap |
13 Oct 2003 |
| 1.05 | File:Filename.jpg | The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump |
20 Oct 2003 |
| 1.06 | File:Filename.jpg | Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? |
27 Oct 2003 |
| 1.07 | File:Filename.jpg | If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake |
03 Nov 2003 |
| 1.08 | File:Filename.jpg | Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful |
10 Nov 2003 |
| 1.09 | File:Filename.jpg | Phase One, Complete |
17 Nov 2003 |
| 1.10 | File:Filename.jpg | Merry Thanksgiving |
24 Nov 2003 |
| 1.11 | File:Filename.jpg | Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor |
15 Dec 2003 |
| 1.12 | File:Filename.jpg | Camel Filters and Pheromones |
05 Jan 2004 |
| 1.13 | File:Filename.jpg | Sarah Like Puny Alan |
12 Jan 2004 |
| 1.14 | File:Filename.jpg | I Can't Afford Hyenas |
02 Feb 2004 |
| 1.15 | File:Filename.jpg | Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick |
09 Feb 2004 |
| 1.16 | File:Filename.jpg | That Was Saliva, Alan |
16 Feb 2001 |
| 1.17 | File:Filename.jpg | Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats |
23 Feb 2004 |
| 1.18 | File:Filename.jpg | An Old Flame with a New Wick |
01 Mar 2004 |
| 1.19 | File:Filename.jpg | I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You |
22 Mar 2004 |
| 1.20 | File:Filename.jpg | Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark |
19 Apr 2004 |
| 1.21 | File:Filename.jpg | No Sniffing, No Wowing |
03 May 2004 |
| 1.22 | File:Filename.jpg | My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet |
10 May 2004 |
| 1.23 | File:Filename.jpg | Just Like Buffalo |
17 May 2004 |
| 1.24 | File:Filename.jpg | Can You Feel My Finger |
24 May 2004 |
Season 2[]
| # |
|
Episode Title | Air Date |
|---|
| 2.01 | File:Filename.jpg | Back Off Mary Poppins |
20 Sep 2004 |
| 2.02 | File:Filename.jpg | Enjoy Those Garlic Balls |
27 Sep 2004 |
| 2.03 | File:Filename.jpg | A Bag Full of Jawea |
04 Oct 2004 |
| 2.04 | File:Filename.jpg | Go Get Mommy's Bra |
11 Oct 2004 |
| 2.05 | File:Filename.jpg | Bad News from the Clinic |
18 Oct 2004 |
| 2.06 | File:Filename.jpg | The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance |
25 Oct 2004 |
| 2.07 | File:Filename.jpg | A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana |
08 Nov 2004 |
| 2.08 | File:Filename.jpg | Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers |
15 Nov 2004 |
| 2.09 | File:Filename.jpg | Yes, Monsignor |
22 Nov 2004 |
| 2.10 | File:Filename.jpg | The Salmon Under My Sweater |
29 Nov 2004 |
| 2.11 | File:Filename.jpg | Last Chance to See Those Tattoos |
13 Dec 2004 |
| 2.12 | File:Filename.jpg | A Lungful of Alan |
03 Jan 2005 |
| 2.13 | File:Filename.jpg | Zejdz z Moich Wlosów (a.k.a. Get Off My Hair) |
17 Jan 2005 |
| 2.14 | File:Filename.jpg | Those Big Pink Things with Coconut |
31 Jan 2005 |
| 2.15 | File:Filename.jpg | Smell the Umbrella Stand |
07 Feb 2005 |
| 2.16 | File:Filename.jpg | Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? |
14 Feb 2005 |
| 2.17 | File:Filename.jpg | Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! |
21 Feb 2005 |
| 2.18 | File:Filename.jpg | It Was 'Mame,' Mom |
07 Mar 2005 |
| 2.19 | File:Filename.jpg | A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise |
21 Mar 2005 |
| 2.20 | File:Filename.jpg | I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey |
18 Apr 2005 |
| 2.21 | File:Filename.jpg | A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On |
02 May 2005 |
| 2.22 | File:Filename.jpg | That Old Hose Bag is My Mother |
09 May 2005 |
| 2.23 | File:Filename.jpg | Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab |
16 May 2005 |
| 2.24 | File:Filename.jpg | Does This Smell Funny to You? |
23 May 2005 |
Season 3[]
| # |
|
Episode Title | Air Date |
|---|
| 3.01 | File:Filename.jpg | Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts |
19 Sep 2005 |
| 3.02 | File:Filename.jpg | Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Love |
26 Sep 2005 |
| 3.03 | File:Filename.jpg | Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark |
03 Oct 2005 |
| 3.04 | File:Filename.jpg | Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs |
10 Oct 2005 |
| 3.05 | File:Filename.jpg | We Called It Mr. Pinky |
17 Oct 2005 |
| 3.06 | File:Filename.jpg | Hi, Mr. Horned One |
24 Oct 2005 |
| 3.07 | File:Filename.jpg | Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop |
07 Nov 2005 |
| 3.08 | File:Filename.jpg | That Voodoo That I Do Do |
14 Nov 2005 |
| 3.09 | File:Filename.jpg | Madame and Her Special Friend |
21 Nov 2005 |
| 3.10 | File:Filename.jpg | Something Salted and Twisted |
28 Nov 2005 |
| 3.11 | File:Filename.jpg | Santa's Village of the Damned |
19 Dec 2005 |
| 3.12 | File:Filename.jpg | That Special Tug |
09 Jan 2006 |
| 3.13 | File:Filename.jpg | Humiliation is a Visual Medium |
23 Jan 2006 |
| 3.14 | File:Filename.jpg | Love Isn't Blind, It's Ret*rded |
06 Feb 2006 |
| 3.15 | File:Filename.jpg | My Tongue is Meat |
27 Feb 2006 |
| 3.16 | File:Filename.jpg | Ergo, the Booty Call |
06 Mar 2006 |
| 3.17 | File:Filename.jpg | The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer |
13 Mar 2006 |
| 3.18 | File:Filename.jpg | The Spit-Covered Cobbler |
20 Mar 2006 |
| 3.19 | File:Filename.jpg | Golly Moses, She's a Muffin |
10 Apr 2006 |
| 3.20 | File:Filename.jpg | Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro |
24 Apr 2006 |
| 3.21 | File:Filename.jpg | And the Plot Moistens |
01 May 2006 |
| 3.22 | File:Filename.jpg | Just Once with Aunt Sophie |
08 May 2006 |
| 3.23 | File:Filename.jpg | Arguments for the Quickie |
15 May 2006 |
| 3.24 | File:Filename.jpg | That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite |
22 May 2006 |
Season 4[]
| # |
|
Episode Title | Air Date |
|---|
| 4.01 | File:Filename.jpg | Working for Caligula |
18 Sep 2006 |
| 4.02 | File:Filename.jpg | Who's Vod Kanockers? |
25 Sep 2006 |
| 4.03 | File:Filename.jpg | The Sea is a Harsh Mistress |
02 Oct 2006 |
| 4.04 | File:Filename.jpg | A Pot Smoking Monkey |
09 Oct 2006 |
| 4.05 | File:Filename.jpg | A Live Woman of Proven Fertility |
16 Oct 2006 |
| 4.06 | File:Filename.jpg | Apologies for the Frivolity |
23 Oct 2006 |
| 4.07 | File:Filename.jpg | Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head |
06 Nov 2006 |
| 4.08 | File:Filename.jpg | Release the Dogs |
13 Nov 2006 |
| 4.09 | File:Filename.jpg | Corey's Been Dead for an Hour |
20 Nov 2006 |
| 4.10 | File:Filename.jpg | Kissing Abe Lincoln |
27 Nov 2006 |
| 4.11 | File:Filename.jpg | Walnuts and Demerol |
11 Dec 2006 |
| 4.12 | File:Filename.jpg | Castrating Sheep in Montana |
08 Jan 2007 |
| 4.13 | File:Filename.jpg | Don't Worry, Speed Racer |
22 Jan 2007 |
| 4.14 | File:Filename.jpg | That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami |
05 Feb 2007 |
| 4.15 | File:Filename.jpg | My Damn Stalker |
12 Feb 2007 |
| 4.16 | File:Filename.jpg | Young People Have Phlegm Too |
19 Feb 2007 |
| 4.17 | File:Filename.jpg | I Merely Slept with a Commie |
26 Feb 2007 |
| 4.18 | File:Filename.jpg | It Never Rains in Hooterville |
19 Mar 2007 |
| 4.19 | File:Filename.jpg | Smooth as a Ken Doll |
09 Apr 2007 |
| 4.20 | File:Filename.jpg | Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot |
16 Apr 2007 |
| 4.21 | File:Filename.jpg | Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous |
23 Apr 2007 |
| 4.22 | File:Filename.jpg | Mr. McGlue's Feedbag |
30 Apr 2007 |
| 4.23 | File:Filename.jpg | Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin' |
07 May 2007 |
| 4.24 | File:Filename.jpg | Prostitutes and Gelato |
14 May 2007 |
Season 5[]
| # |
|
Episode Title | Air Date |
|---|
| 5.01 | File:Filename.jpg | Large Birds, Spiders and Mom |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 5.02 | File:Filename.jpg | Media Room Slash Dungeon |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 5.03 | File:Filename.jpg | Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 5.04 | File:Filename.jpg | City of Great Racks |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 5.05 | File:Filename.jpg | Putting Swim Fins on a Cat |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 5.06 | File:Filename.jpg | Help Daddy Find His Toenail |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 5.07 | File:Filename.jpg | Our Leather Gear is in the Guest Room |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 5.08 | File:Filename.jpg | Is There a Mrs. Waffles? |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 5.09 | File:Filename.jpg | Tight's Good |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 5.10 | File:Filename.jpg | Kinda Like Necrophilia |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 5.11 | File:Filename.jpg | Meander to Your Dander |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 5.12 | File:Filename.jpg | A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 5.13 | File:Filename.jpg | The Soil is Moist |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 5.14 | File:Filename.jpg | Winky-Dink Time |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 5.15 | File:Filename.jpg | Rough Night in Hump Junction |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 5.16 | File:Filename.jpg | Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 5.17 | File:Filename.jpg | Fish in a Drawer |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 5.18 | File:Filename.jpg | If My Hole Could Talk |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 5.19 | File:Filename.jpg | Waiting for the Right Snapper |
DD MMM YYYY |
Season 6[]
| # |
|
Episode Title | Air Date |
|---|
| 6.01 | File:Filename.jpg | Taterhead is Our Love Child |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 6.02 | File:Filename.jpg | Pie Hole, Herb |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 6.03 | File:Filename.jpg | Damn You, Eggs Benedict |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 6.04 | File:Filename.jpg | The Flavin' and the Mavin' |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 6.05 | File:Filename.jpg | A Jock Strap in Hell |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 6.06 | File:Filename.jpg | It's Always Nazi Week |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 6.07 | File:Filename.jpg | Best H.O. Money Can Buy |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 6.08 | File:Filename.jpg | Pinocchio's Mouth |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 6.09 | File:Filename.jpg | The Mooch at the Boo |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 6.10 | File:Filename.jpg | He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 6.11 | File:Filename.jpg | The Devil's Lube |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 6.12 | File:Filename.jpg | Thank God for Scoliosis |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 6.13 | File:Filename.jpg | I Think You Offended Don |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 6.14 | File:Filename.jpg | David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 6.15 | File:Filename.jpg | I'd Like to Start with the Cat |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 6.16 | File:Filename.jpg | She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 6.17 | File:Filename.jpg | The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 6.18 | File:Filename.jpg | My Son's Enormous Head |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 6.19 | File:Filename.jpg | The Two Finger Rule |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 6.20 | File:Filename.jpg | Hello, I am Alan Cousteau |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 6.21 | File:Filename.jpg | Above Exalted Cyclops |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 6.22 | File:Filename.jpg | Sir Lancelot's Litter Box |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 6.23 | File:Filename.jpg | Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 6.24 | File:Filename.jpg | Baseball Was Better with Steroids |
DD MMM YYYY |
Season 7[]
| # |
|
Episode Title | Air Date |
|---|
| 7.01 | File:Filename.jpg | 818-jklpuzo |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 7.02 | File:Filename.jpg | Whipped Unto the Third Generation |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 7.03 | File:Filename.jpg | Mmm, Fish. Yum. |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 7.04 | File:Filename.jpg | Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 7.05 | File:Filename.jpg | For the Sake of the Child |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 7.06 | File:Filename.jpg | Give Me Your Thumb |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 7.07 | File:Filename.jpg | Untainted by Filth |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 7.08 | File:Filename.jpg | Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 7.09 | File:Filename.jpg | Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 7.10 | File:Filename.jpg | That's Why They Call It Ball Room |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 7.11 | File:Filename.jpg | Warning, It's Dirty |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 7.12 | File:Filename.jpg | (Two and a Half Men)|Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 7.13 | File:Filename.jpg | Yay, No Polyps! |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 7.14 | File:Filename.jpg | Crude and Uncalled For |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 7.15 | File:Filename.jpg | Aye, Aye, Captain Douche |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 7.16 | File:Filename.jpg | Tinkle Like a Princess |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 7.17 | File:Filename.jpg | I Found Your Moustache |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 7.18 | File:Filename.jpg | Ixnay on the Oggie Day |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 7.19 | File:Filename.jpg | Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 7.20 | File:Filename.jpg | I Called Him Magoo |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 7.21 | File:Filename.jpg | Gumby with a Pokey |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 7.22 | File:Filename.jpg | This is Not Gonna End Well |
DD MMM YYYY |
Season 8[]
| # |
|
Episode Title | Air Date |
|---|
| 8.01 | File:Filename.jpg | Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 8.02 | File:Filename.jpg | A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 8.03 | File:Filename.jpg | A Pudding-Filled Cactus |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 8.04 | File:Filename.jpg | Hookers, Hookers, Hookers |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 8.05 | File:Filename.jpg | The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 8.06 | File:Filename.jpg | Twanging Your Magic Clanger |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 8.07 | File:Filename.jpg | The Crazy Bitch Gazette |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 8.08 | File:Filename.jpg | Springtime on a Stick |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 8.09 | File:Filename.jpg | A Good Time in Central Africa |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 8.10 | File:Filename.jpg | Ow, Ow, Don't Stop |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 8.11 | File:Filename.jpg | Dead from the Waist Down |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 8.12 | File:Filename.jpg | Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 8.13 | File:Filename.jpg | Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 8.14 | File:Filename.jpg | Lookin' for Japanese Subs |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 8.15 | File:Filename.jpg | Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 8.16 | File:Filename.jpg | That Darn Priest |
DD MMM YYYY |
Season 9[]
| # |
|
Episode Title | Air Date |
|---|
| 9.01 | File:Filename.jpg | Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 9.02 | File:Filename.jpg | People Who Love Peepholes |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 9.03 | File:Filename.jpg | Big Girls Don't Throw Food |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 9.04 | File:Filename.jpg | Nine Magic Fingers |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 9.05 | File:Filename.jpg | A Giant Cat Holding a Churro |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 9.06 | File:Filename.jpg | The Squat and the Hover |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 9.07 | File:Filename.jpg | Those Fancy Japanese Toilets |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 9.08 | File:Filename.jpg | Thank You for the Intercourse |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 9.09 | File:Filename.jpg | Frodo's Headshots |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 9.10 | File:Filename.jpg | A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 9.11 | File:Filename.jpg | What a Lovely Landing Strip |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 9.12 | File:Filename.jpg | One False Move, Zimbabwe! |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 9.13 | File:Filename.jpg | Slowly and in a Circular Fashion |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 9.14 | File:Filename.jpg | A Possum on Chemo |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 9.15 | File:Filename.jpg | The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 9.16 | File:Filename.jpg | Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 9.17 | File:Filename.jpg | Not in My Mouth! |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 9.18 | File:Filename.jpg | The War Against Gingivitis |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 9.19 | File:Filename.jpg | Palmdale, Ech |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 9.20 | File:Filename.jpg | Grandma's Pie |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 9.21 | File:Filename.jpg | Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 9.22 | File:Filename.jpg | Why We Gave Up Women |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 9.23 | File:Filename.jpg | The Straw in My Donut Hole |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 9.24 | File:Filename.jpg | Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! |
DD MMM YYYY |
Season 10[]
| # |
|
Episode Title | Air Date |
|---|
| 10.01 | File:Filename.jpg | I Changed My Mind About the Milk |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 10.02 | File:Filename.jpg | A Big Bag of Dog |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 10.03 | File:Filename.jpg | Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 10.04 | File:Filename.jpg | You Do Know What the Lollipop's For |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 10.05 | File:Filename.jpg | That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 10.06 | File:Filename.jpg | Ferrets, Attack! |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 10.07 | File:Filename.jpg | Avoid the Chinese Mustard |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 10.08 | File:Filename.jpg | Something My Gynecologist Said |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 10.09 | File:Filename.jpg | I Scream When I Pee |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 10.10 | File:Filename.jpg | One Nut Johnson |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 10.11 | File:Filename.jpg | Give Santa a Tail-Hole |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 10.12 | File:Filename.jpg | Welcome to Alancrest |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 10.13 | File:Filename.jpg | Grab a Feather and Get in Line |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 10.14 | File:Filename.jpg | Run, Steven Staven! Run! |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 10.15 | File:Filename.jpg | Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 10.16 | File:Filename.jpg | Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 10.17 | File:Filename.jpg | Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 10.18 | File:Filename.jpg | The 9:04 from Pemberton |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 10.19 | File:Filename.jpg | Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 10.20 | File:Filename.jpg | Bazinga! That's from a TV Show |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 10.21 | File:Filename.jpg | Another Night with Neil Diamond |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 10.22 | File:Filename.jpg | My Bodacious Vidalia |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 10.23 | File:Filename.jpg | Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped |
DD MMM YYYY |
Season 11[]
| # |
|
Episode Title | Air Date |
|---|
| 11.01 | File:Filename.jpg | Nangnangnangnang |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 11.02 | File:Filename.jpg | I Think I Banged Lucille Ball |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 11.03 | File:Filename.jpg | This Unblessed Biscuit |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 11.04 | File:Filename.jpg | Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 11.05 | File:Filename.jpg | Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 11.06 | File:Filename.jpg | Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 11.07 | File:Filename.jpg | Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 11.08 | File:Filename.jpg | Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 11.09 | File:Filename.jpg | Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 11.10 | File:Filename.jpg | On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 11.11 | File:Filename.jpg | Tazed in the Lady Nuts |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 11.12 | File:Filename.jpg | Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 11.13 | File:Filename.jpg | Bite Me, Supreme Court |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 11.14 | File:Filename.jpg | Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 11.15 | File:Filename.jpg | Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 11.16 | File:Filename.jpg | How to Get Rid of Alan Harper |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 11.17 | File:Filename.jpg | Welcome Home, Jake |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 11.18 | File:Filename.jpg | West Side Story |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 11.19 | File:Filename.jpg | Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 11.20 | File:Filename.jpg | Lotta Delis in Little Armenia |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 11.21 | File:Filename.jpg | Dial 1-900-MIX-A-LOT |
DD MMM YYYY |
| 11.22 | File:Filename.jpg | Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead |
DD MMM YYYY |
Season 12[]
| # |
|
Episode Title | Air Date |
|---|
| 12.01 | File:Filename.jpg | The Ol' Mexican Spinach |
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| 12.02 | File:Filename.jpg | A Chic Bar in Ibiza |
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| 12.03 | File:Filename.jpg | Glamping in a Yurt |
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| 12.04 | File:Filename.jpg | Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight |
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| 12.05 | File:Filename.jpg | Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. |
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| 12.06 | File:Filename.jpg | Alan Shot a Little Girl |
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| 12.07 | File:Filename.jpg | Sex with an Animated Ed Asner |
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| 12.08 | File:Filename.jpg | Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey |
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| 12.09 | File:Filename.jpg | Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey |
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| 12.10 | File:Filename.jpg | Here I Come, Pants! |
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| 12.11 | File:Filename.jpg | For Whom the Booty Calls |
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| 12.12 | File:Filename.jpg | A Beer-Battered Rip-Off |
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| 12.13 | File:Filename.jpg | Boompa Loved His Hookers |
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| 12.14 | File:Filename.jpg | Don't Give a Monkey a Gun |
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| 12.15 | File:Filename.jpg | Of Course He's Dead |
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