Overview[]
Plot[]
Cast[]
- Dana Carvey as Pistachio Disguisey
- Jennifer Esposito as Jennifer Baker
- Harold Gould as Grandfather Disguisey
- James Brolin as Fabbrizio Disguisey
- Brent Spiner as Devlin Bowman
- Austin Wolff as Barney Baker
- Edie McClurg as Mama Disguisey
- Maria Canals-Barrera as Sophia
- Robert Machray as Texas Man
- Michael Bailey Smith as Henchman
- Vincent Riverside as Henchman
- Mark Devine as Trent
- Kenan Thompson as Kenan
- Jay Johnston as Rex
- Jessica Simpson as Herself
- Vincent Castellanos as Art Dealer
- Al Goto as Ninja Warrior
- Simon Rhee as Ninja Warrior
- Kevin Nealon as White Collar Executive
- Christel Smith as German Businesswoman
- Michael Johnson as Himself
- Bo Derek as Herself
- Gabriel Pimentel as Boxing Dummy
- Patricia de Leon as Waitress
- Steven Hack as Chemistry Teacher
- Cole Sprouse as Young Pistachio
- Dylan Sprouse as Young Pistachio
- Naya Rivera as Captain America Kid
- Buddy Bolton as Abe Lincoln
- Stuart Quan as Ninja
- Hiro Koda as Ninja
- Johnny Nguyen as Ninja
- Yoshio Iizuka as Ninja
- Andy Cheng as Ninja
- Steven Ho as Ninja
- Tony Wilde as Doug
- Berglind Icey as Big Bottom Girl
- Leasi Andrews as Big Bottom Girl
- Theresa Madelin Lin as Big Bottom Girl
- Paula Abdul as Choreographer
- Lisa Foiles as Lisa
- Shane Lyons as Shane
- Kyle Sullivan as Kyle
- Jesse Ventura as Himself