Plot[]
Cast[]
- Samuel L. Jackson as Narrator
- Bob Saget as Carl
- Christina Applegate as Melissa
- Jamie Kennedy as Jamie
- David Koechner as Melvin
- Harvey Fierstein as Sheila
- Lewis Black as Jimmy
- Whoopi Goldberg as Helen
- Mo'Nique as Vicky
- Tracy Morgan as Marcus
- Mario Cantone as Sidney
- Carlos Mencia as Juan Sanchez
- Lori Loughlin as Melvin Smacking Penguin
- Dane Cook as Online Penguin
- Jason Alexander as Penguin on Belly
- Jason Biggs as Insecure Penguin
- Norm Crosby as Carl's Grandfather
- Norm Macdonald as Join Twosomes Penguin
- Jonathan Katz as Steve the Owl
- Brie Larson as "I need a Z-pack" Penguin
- Jim Belushi as "They're All Bitches" Penguin
- Dave Coulier as "There's No Snow" Penguin
- John Stamos as "What's Global Warming?" Penguin
- Jodie Sweetin as "He's So Gross" Penguin
- Jon Lovitz as "My Eyes Are Up Here" Penguin
- Gilbert Gottfried as "I'm Freezing My Nuts Off!" Penguin
- Damon Wayans as "Hey, That's My Ass!" Penguin
- Abe Vigoda as Penguin from Boca
- Drea de Matteo as Ester
- Alyson Hannigan as Hottie Penguin