Plot[]
Cast[]
- Julia Voth as Trixie
- Erin Cummings as Hel
- America Olivo as Camero
- Michael Hurst as Gage
- Ron Melendez as Deputy Fuchs
- William Gregory Lee as Hot Wire
- Minae Noji as Kinki
- Scott Hanley as Black Ice
- Kevin Sorbo as Mr. Phoenix
- Dennis Keiffer as MacDaddy
- Lucy Lawless as Mother Superior
- Renee O'Connor as Sister Batrill
- Mark Lutz as Deiter Von Vondervon
- Debbie Lee Carrington as Hot Pocket
- Zoe Bell as Rawhide
- Robert Mammana as Prison Guard John
- Rich Kirby as Prison Guard Thomas
- Jim Klock as Officer Spanky With a 'Tude
- Danny Nero as Officer Big Gun McFluff
- Christine Nguyen as Nasty Nubile Escort
- Krystal Badia as Sister Sara
- Paul Karami as Jihad Jackson O'Doole
- Katelyne Friedman as Lily The Languid
- Carlo Mendez as Mercenary Leader
- Astrid Swan as Lady Liberty
- Bianca Barnett as Harem Hussie Code Red
- Aisha Cain as Harem Hussie Code Blue
- Kalin Keech as Freedom Fightin' Stripper
- Saranne Lund as Her Less Inhibited Yet Still Patriotic Friend
- Carmen Jimenez as Brownie All Grown Up
- Lia Wagner as Lap Vixen Misty
- Jennifer Miller as Lap Vixen Thumper
- Sabine Varnes as Bathroom Bitch Varla
- Eurlyne Epper as Bathroom Bitch Rosie
- Daniel Cieplinski as Unlucky Mercenary Bastard
- Justin Kornmann as Mercenary Rebel Yell
- Brian Peck as Wrong Place - Wrong Time
- Carla Collins as Here Comes The Bride
- Tyrone Power Jr. as There Goes The Groom
- Steve Barker as Bodyguard Tapert
- Gary La Guard as Bodyguard Raimi
- Rick Jacobson as Horndog
- Eric Gruendemann as Father Malone
- Tony Gardner as Vladimir Popmeov
- Michael Belasco as Totally Awful Background Artist
- Thaddeus as Himself
- Karen Austin as Narrator
- Brian Fitzpatrick as LAPD Sergeant