Jack Burton: Wait a minute. Wait a minute! I'm a reasonable guy, but I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.
Gracie Law: It depends on how you look at it...
Jack Burton: The Hell it does! So somebody, I don't care who, tell ME what is going on!
Wang Chi: The truth?
Jack Burton: I can take it.
Jack Burton: [pointing to Chinese characters next to the button in the elevator] What does that say?
Wang Chi: Hell of Boiling Oil.
Jack Burton: You're kidding.
Wang Chi: Yeah, I am. It says 'Keep Out'.
Jack Burton: Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the President.
Jack Burton: I don't get this at all. I thought Lo Pan—
David Lo Pan: Shut up Mr. Burton! You were not brought upon this world to 'get it'!
